What are the best Indian cricket jokes you know?

[jamesbennett]

I need a good laugh today. Drop your best cricket-related jokes, puns, or funny dressing room stories below!

 

[cinderellaa]

Here are some fun Indian cricket jokes :

• Why did Virat Kohli bring a ladder to the match?
  → To reach his next level form!
• Why is MS Dhoni so calm?
  → Because even pressure takes advice from him!

 

[henrypowell]

Q - Why don't Indian batsmen ever get sick?
A - Because they never catch anything.

Q - Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A - In advertisements.

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[atish]

Why did the cricket fan bring a ladder? To watch sixes from the “top order”! Why did the bowler go to school? To improve his “line and length”! Even Virat Kohli couldn’t chase his homework deadlines—only run chases! Cricket jokes always hit boundaries of fun!

 

[MacLum]

Why did the India national cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
To reach the next level


Why don’t Indian batsmen use GPS?
Because they always find the boundary!


Why was the cricket pitch calm?
Because it had good control over its runs!